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Kim Jong Il Inspects KPA Navy Unit Pyongyang, April 13
(KCNA) -- Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army Kim Jong Il, general
secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea and chairman of the National Defence
Commission of the DPRK, inspected Unit 406 of the KPA Navy. Conducted by the
commander of the unit, he went round the monument to the on-the-spot guidance of
President Kim Il Sung, the room for the education in the revolutionary history
and the room dedicated to the history of the unit. Thanks to the wise leadership
and meticulous care of Kim Il Sung who exerted all efforts for the founding of
the naval force and worked heart and soul for its strengthening and development
till the last moments of his life, the navy of the DPRK has grown to be a
matchless force, he said, noting that the undying revolutionary feats performed
by Kim Il Sung in the Juche-based navy building will shine long in the annals of
the country. After acquainting himself with the unit's
performance of duty, he expressed great satisfaction over the fact that its
servicepersons have turned their naval port into an impregnable fortress to beat
back any surprise invasion of the U.S. imperialist aggressors in time and
prepared themselves to be navy men who cherish the spirit of devotedly defending
the leader, the spirit of becoming human bullets and bombs and the self-blasting
spirit as their unshakable faith. Then he took deep care of
the living of the seamen, going round the entertainment and educational and
supply service facilities of the unit. No details escaped
him, ranging from beds for seamen to processing, storing and taking care of
non-staple food and their tastes. He appreciated the efforts made by the
commanding officers of the unit, pleased to learn that they have provided the
servicepersons with good living conditions, bearing in mind the teaching of the
President that supply service precisely means a political work. Calling for
paying special attention to the living of the seamen as they live in a rough sea
in all seasons, he stressed the need for all the commanding officers to show
warm love for the soldiers and take care of them as their real parents would do
so that they may not feel any slightest inconvenience in their living.
He enjoyed an art performance given by seamen.
He had a picture taken with them. He also
inspected a sub-unit of the unit. He acquainted himself with
its servicepersons' performance of duty before watching them in training.
He underscored the need for the servicepersons to put the
training on a scientific and fruitful basis, saying that only when they undergo
an effective combat training can they acquire peculiar and superb tactics, high
marksmanship and specialized military technique. Then he went
round an education room, a bedroom, a mess hall, a wash-cum-bath house, a
barber's, a daily provision store and various other places of the sub-unit. He
gave its servicepersons a pair of binoculars and an automatic rifle as gifts and
had a photo session with them. He was accompanied by KPA
Generals Ri Myong Su, Hyon Chol Hae and Pak Jae Gyong and Vice Department
Director of the Central Committee of the WPK Hwang Pyong So.

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I found it pretty funny. Yeah, it's been a long time since I've posted.